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Deceptively spacious

Small, and lying.

What “deceptively spacious” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“This deceptively spacious mid-terrace must be viewed to be appreciated.”

Before the viewing, ask

What is the total internal floor area in square metres?

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