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Feature electric fire

A heater, with ambitions.

What “feature electric fire” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“The lounge boasts a feature electric fire and generous bay window.”

Before the viewing, ask

Is there any other heating in the lounge?

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garden flat · rarely available · boutique development · vibrant neighbourhood

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