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Investment opportunity

Nobody wants to live here.

What “investment opportunity” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“An excellent investment opportunity in a rapidly improving area, currently tenanted.”

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How long has it been on the market, exactly?

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development potential · with potential · newly renovated · snug

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