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Smart home

The lights need wi-fi.

What “smart home” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“Fully equipped smart home technology controls lighting, heating and security.”

Before the viewing, ask

What happens to the lights when the broadband drops?

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high ceilings · exposed brick · industrial-style · underfloor heating

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