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The Dictionary · in listings

Low-maintenance garden

Paved, wall to wall.

What “low-maintenance garden” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“To the rear lies a low-maintenance garden, ideal for summer entertaining.”

Before the viewing, ask

Is any of the garden not paved?

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must be seen · priced to sell · good bones · original features throughout

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