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Must be seen

Cannot be photographed.

What “must be seen” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“This deceptively spacious home must be seen to be appreciated.”

Before the viewing, ask

Can you send a floor plan with measurements first?

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priced to sell · good bones · move-in ready · low-maintenance garden

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