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The Dictionary · in listings

Move-in ready

Painted on Friday.

What “move-in ready” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“Move-in ready apartment, freshly decorated and available immediately.”

Before the viewing, ask

Beyond the paint, what work was done, and when?

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sun-drenched · charming · timeless · good bones

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