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Perfect family home

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What “perfect family home” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“Close to excellent schools, this is the perfect family home.”

Before the viewing, ask

How many minutes on foot to the nearest school?

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first-time buyers · ideal for entertaining · versatile · dream home

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