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The Dictionary · in listings

First-time buyers

Small, with optimism.

What “first-time buyers” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“Ideal for first-time buyers looking to get onto the property ladder.”

Before the viewing, ask

What is the total floor area in square metres?

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ideal for entertaining · versatile · home office · perfect family home

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