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Tastefully decorated

Beige.

What “tastefully decorated” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“Tastefully decorated rooms flow seamlessly from the hallway to the garden.”

Before the viewing, ask

Which furnishings are included, and which leave with the seller?

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neutral palette · elegant · stylish · freshly decorated

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