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Freshly decorated

Painted on Friday.

What “freshly decorated” means when an estate agent writes it.

In the listing

“Freshly decorated throughout, the property is presented in immaculate condition.”

Before the viewing, ask

Was there any damp before it was painted?

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tastefully decorated · neutral palette · elegant · newly renovated

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